Recent News

• Chipping workers and monitoring their every move will make them more efficient
• County to hire employees for ability to ignore irate citizens
• Opioid addicts must experience the consequences of their actions
• Congress debates guns and abortion simultaneously
• Man destined for failure during pool league night
• New study shows Facebook prayers only 15% effective
• Why We Returned Our Adorable Baby to the Hospital
• Christian and black protesters arrested after theater altercation
• President’s secret memo leaked about planned illegal exit party and pardons
• Agents raid hair-dresser’s home over bad haircut, find marijuana